good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she peed on how many people?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He shit in the fireplace
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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