your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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