why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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