so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
