if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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