weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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