Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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