ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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