It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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