hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish my penis had an off switch
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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