what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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