Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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