This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
