Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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