wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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