What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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