Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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