What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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