Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
