i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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