If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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