I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize
