this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
