We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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