i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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