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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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