We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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