Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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