Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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