The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
