Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
