I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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