i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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