There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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