are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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