i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
your like the ambassador to my penis.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Enjoy the penises
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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