i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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