I can tuck mytits in my pants
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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