what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
