What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
