Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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