your parents love me but you hate me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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