This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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