she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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