i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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