so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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