It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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