she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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