OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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