question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
